WHATS UR MATCH????!!!!!

Sign
Symbol
Dates
Aries
Ram

March 21 - April 19
Taurus
Bull

April 20 - May 20
Gemini
Twins

May 21 - June 20
Cancer
Crab

June 21 - July 22
Leo
Lion

July 23 - August 22
Virgo
Virgin

August 23 - September 22
Libra
Balance

September 23 - October 22
Scorpio
Scorpion

October 23 - November 21
Sagittarius
Archer

November 22 - December 21
Capricorn
Goat

December 22 - January 19
Aquarius
Water Bearer

January 20 - February 18
Pisces
Fish

February 19 - March 20

WHATS UR MATCH????!!!!!

After mariage how couples behave !

6 weeks , 6 months, 6 years

After mariage how couples behave !

Dating process:

6 weeks : I love U, I love U, I love U.

6 months : Of course I love U.

6 years : GOD, if I didn't love U, then why the hell did I propose?

Back from Work: 6 weeks : Honey, I'm home.

6 months : BACK!!

6 years : What did your mom cook for us today??

Gifts:

6 weeks : Honey, I really hope you liked the ring.

6 months : I bought you a painting; it would fit the motif in the living room.

6 years : Here's the money. Buy yourself something.

Phone Ringing:

6 weeks : Baby, somebody wants you on the phone.

6 months : Here, for you.

6 years : PHONE RINGING.

Cooking:

6 weeks : I never knew food could taste so good!

6 months : What are we having for dinner tonight?

6 years : AGAIN!!!!

Apology:

6 weeks : Honey muffin, don't you worry, Ill never hold this against you.

6 months : Watch out! Don't do it again.

6 years : What's not to understand about what I just said??

New Dress:

6 weeks : Oh my God, you look like an angel in that dress.

6 months : You bought a new dress again???

6 years : How much did THAT cost me?

Planning for Vacations:

6 weeks : How do 2 weeks in Vienna or anywhere you please sound??

6 months : What's so bad about going to Istanbul on a charter plane?

6 years : Travel? What's so bad about staying home???

TV:

6 weeks : Baby, what would you like us to watch tonight?

6 months : I like this movie.

6 years : I'm going to watch ESPN, if you're not in the mood, go to bed, I can stay up by myself.

So what are you thinking.. going to be married.. aur want to live still alone...

picks with quotes...

Five ways to improve your love quotien:-

To all you men out there, single, married or about to enter a relationship, before you ask your partner out or make more mistakes adding to your misery, here are a few ground rules you need to check up on or brush up with …

Five things you should never tell a woman

1. Honey! You seem to have put on weight!

2. Don’t you think you are shopping and spending too much money these days on items that are not necessary?

3. The food is excellent, but you know my mom used to add something that is missing in this, maybe you should ask her.

4. I need a break so I am going off on a holiday with my buddies and will keep my phone switched off.

5. I think you should change your style of dressing - this does not suit you any longer.

Five things you must remember about your girl

1. Her birthday.

2. Your anniversary.

3. Valentines Day.

4. Her favourite flowers and perfume.

5. Her contact number by heart, even if she has bought a new cell 10 minutes back!

Five things you must say to impress your girl

1. Oh you’re looking stunning tonight!

2. This colour suits you a lot.

3. Oh my god! You are losing weight!4. You look younger and better by the hour.

5. I love talking to you, you completely relax me!

Five ways of surprising your girl

1. Give her a call when it’s absolutely unexpected and tell I love you!

2. Send her flowers and chocolates at her work place.

3. Take her for an expensive candle light dinner and surprise her there with a gift.

4. Buy her something she has been longing for but not bought.

5. Plan a nice trip for just the two of you and plan a surprise there.

This should not only spice up your love life, but also have you girl drooling all over you! So if you want to be the Mr Ideal, here is your chance, try the above and see things change in your love life!

meaning of love...

meaning of love:-
Since a very long time ago, people have searched for the meaning of love. But even the great philosophers, with their profound definitions, could not fully touch its true essence. In a survey of 4-8 year olds, kids share their views on love. But what do little kids know about love? Read on and be surprised that despite their young and innocent minds, kids already have a simple but deep grasp of that four-letter word. "Love is that first feeling you feel before all the bad stuff gets in the way." "When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn't bend over and paint her toenails anymore. So my grandfather does it for her all the time, even when his hands got arthritis too. That's love." "When someone loves you, the way she says your name is different. You know that your name is safe in her mouth." "Love is when a girl puts on perfume and a boy puts on shaving cologne and they go out and smell each other." "Love is when you go out to eat and give somebody most of your french fries without making them give you any of theirs." "Love is when someone hurts you. And you get so mad but you don't yell at him because you know it would hurt his feelings." "Love is what makes you smile when you're tired." "Love is when my mommy makes coffee for my daddy and she takes a sip before giving it to him, to make sure the taste is OK." "Love is when you kiss all the time. Then when you get tired of kissing, you still want to be together and you talk more. My mommy and daddy are like that. They look gross when they kiss but they look happy and sometimes they dance in the kitchen while kissing." "Love is what's in the room with you at Christmas if you stop opening presents and listen." "If you want to learn to love better, you should start with a friend who you hate." "Love is hugging. Love is kissing. Love is saying no." "When you tell someone something bad about yourself and you're scared she won't love you anymore. But then you get surprised because not only does she still love you, she loves you even more." "There are 2 kinds of love. Our love. God's love. But God makes both kinds of them." "Love is when you tell a guy you like his shirt, then he wears it everyday." "Love is like a little old woman and a little old man who are still friends even after they've know each other so well." "During my piano recital, I was on a stage and scared. I looked at all the people watching me and saw my daddy waving and smiling. He was the only one doing that. I wasn't scared anymore." "Love is-if you hold hands and sit beside each other in the cafeteria. That means you're in love. Otherwise, you can sit across from each other and be okay." "My mommy loves me more than anybody. You don't see anyone else kissing me to sleep at night." "Love is when mommy gives daddy the best piece of chicken." "Don't feel so bad if you don't have a boyfriend. There's lots of stuff you can do without one." "Love is when mommy sees daddy smelly and sweaty and still says he is handsomer than Robert Redford." "If you want somebody to love you, then just be yourself. Some people try to act like somebody else, somebody the boy likes better. I think the boy isn't being very good if he does this to you and you should just find a nicer boy." "Love is when your puppy licks your face even after you left him alone all day" "When you're born and see your mommy for the first time. "Love is what makes people hide in the dark corners of movie theaters." "Love goes on even when you stop breathing and you pick up where you left off when you reach heaven." "My enemies taught me how to love." "I know my older sister loves me because she gives me all her old clothes and has to go out and buy new ones." "You really shouldn't say 'I love you' unless you mean it. But if you mean it, you should say it a lot. People forget." "You have to fall in love before you get married. Then when you're married, you just sit around and read books together." "I let my big sister pick on me because my Mom says she only picks on me because she loves me. So I pick on my baby sister because I love her." "Love cards like Valentine's cards say stuff on them that we'd like to say ourselves, but we wouldn't be caught dead saying." "When you love somebody, your eyelashes go up and down and little stars come out of you." "Love is when mommy sees daddy on the toilet and she doesn't think it's gross." "You never have to be lonely. There's always somebody to love, even if it's just a squirrel or a kitten." "You can break love, but it won't die."

tips for dating...

.....Some useful tips for dating .....

Don't look at other women
While dating, focus your attention on your date and make her feel as if she matters the most to you compared to other women. Let's face it, women loved to be showered with attention and pampered by her man. If not for you, who else other than her immediate family members.

Make her feel like a queen.
On the first date, buy her dinner to show you value her company. This will also reduce any tension between two people meeting for the first time. Make her feel special. Women find this absolutely irresistible. Build a bond of fun and excitement between you and be romantic. Subsequently you can buy her gifts when the relationship progresses but never ask or even hint sexual favors in return. Women get appalled and turned off by any suggestion of sex initially.

Be yourself.
Don't exaggerate or boast your credentials, successes, etc. Make the other party feel at home so that she does not feel pressured to impress or lie to you. Sincerity is the best policy. Nobody feels more comfortable around people who are genuine and sincere.

Don't ever talk about your past relationships.
Don't keep harping on them. This is a no-no and a sure turn-off. You will only project the impression that you are unable to let go and continue to give a present date a chance to get to know you better in a positive manner.

Treat your first date as if going for an "interview".
You want to impress and let the other person know your qualities and characteristics for a life partner. If you are not ready to be in a commitment, let her know straight away so that you do not mislead her into false hopes. But be cautious not to boast or exaggerate stuffs that are beyond you. Your deepest communication to women is carried out by your personal style and your level of confidence. Nobody feels more at ease than being with a confident man.

Don't keep splurging and live like a millionaire unless you are one yourself.
During the dating process, be careful how you handle money and spend within your own capacity. You don't want a bank account of only 1 figure left after several dates. If you cannot afford it, go for somewhere cheaper or try less expensive alternatives. It is most undesirable if after several dates, you find that both of you are almost broke or worse, had to borrow to continue your lavish lifestyle. If your partner is in a habit of borrowing money from you, drop her or him immediately.

Be observant.
While dating for a while, you can conclude if this person is suitable for you for life or not. During dating, keep both eyes wide open and look for tell tale signs like a persistent borrower, in debt, etc but after marriage, keep a close eye and forgive.....

men and women...

HER DIARY :-

Day night, I thought he was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a cafe to have some coffee. I was shopping with my friends all day long, soIthought he was upset at the fact that Iwasa bitlate, but he made no comment.Conversation wasn't flowing so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk, he agreed but he kept quiet and absent.I Asked him what was wrong - hesaid, "Nothing."I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He said ithad nothing to do with me and not to worry. On the way home I told him that Iloved him, he simply smiled and kept driving. I can't explain his behavior; I don't know why he didn't say, "I love u, too."When we got home I felt as if I had lost him, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat there and watched TV. He seemed distant and absent.Finally I decided to go to bed. About 10 minutes later he came to bed. I decided that I could not take it anymore, so I decided to confront him with the situation but he had fallen asleep.I started crying and cried until I too fell asleep. I don't know what to do. I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else. My life is a disaster.

HIS DIARY:-

Today India lost the cricket match against Pakistan . GODDAMN IT. NOW that's called Simplicity of Men VsComplexity of Women !!!

love is blind...

Love is holding hands in the street. Marriage is holding arguments in the street.

Love is dinner for 2 in your favorite restaurant. Marriage is a take home packet.

Love is cuddling on a sofa. Marriage is one of them sleeping on a sofa.

Love is talking about having children. Marriage is talking about getting away from children.

Love is going to bed early. Marriage is going to sleep early.

Love is a romantic drive. Marriage is arrive on tops curvy tarmac .

Love is losing your appetite. Marriage is losing your figure.

Love is sweet nothing in the ear. Marriage is sweet nothing in the bank.

Tv has no place in love. Marriage is a fight for remote control.

Love is 1 drink and 2 straws. Marriage is "Don't you think you've had enough!".

Conclusion: "Love is blind , Marriage is an eye opener!"